birdwatcher: (Default)
[personal profile] birdwatcher
-Have you seen Chuck's babysitter?
-No, what about her?
-She looks like Claudia Schiffer, only younger and thinner.
-I think he said she was Miss Poland or something.
-Chuck? Do you actually have Miss Poland babysitting baby Andrew?..
-What?! No. She is not Miss Poland. She is Miss Polonia. That's a different competition.
If you don't have an account you can create one now.
HTML doesn't work in the subject.
More info about formatting

If you are unable to use this captcha for any reason, please contact us by email at support@dreamwidth.org