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-Have you seen Chuck's babysitter?
-No, what about her?
-She looks like Claudia Schiffer, only younger and thinner.
-I think he said she was Miss Poland or something.
-Chuck? Do you actually have Miss Poland babysitting baby Andrew?..
-What?! No. She is not Miss Poland. She is Miss Polonia. That's a different competition.