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Новости из Петербурга

PETERSBURG, KY (Reuters) -- Открыт новый музей! В нем показано, как Ной берет в ковчег по паре каждого вида динозавров, после чего случается всемирный потоп и размывает Большой Каньон. Учителя возмущены!!!

"Teachers don't deserve a student coming into class saying 'Gee Mrs. Brown, I went to this fancy museum and it said you're teaching me a lie,'" Dr. Eugenie Scott (тётенька, ведущий в нашей стране специалист по критике креационизма и осознанного дизайна), executive director of the National Center for Science Education, told reporters before the museum opened.

Я полагаю, учителя заслуживают гораздо худшей доли.

Новости из Петербурга

PETERSBURG, KY (Reuters) -- Открыт новый музей! В нем показано, как Ной берет в ковчег по паре каждого вида динозавров, после чего случается всемирный потоп и размывает Большой Каньон. Учителя возмущены!!!

"Teachers don't deserve a student coming into class saying 'Gee Mrs. Brown, I went to this fancy museum and it said you're teaching me a lie,'" Dr. Eugenie Scott (тётенька, ведущий в нашей стране специалист по критике креационизма и осознанного дизайна), executive director of the National Center for Science Education, told reporters before the museum opened.

Я полагаю, учителя заслуживают гораздо худшей доли.

Война с проституцией

Chicago Tribune - Michelle M. Garcia, an inmate whose last known address was in North Chicago, was discovered by the shift commander during a routine check on prisoners, police said. Attempts to revive her were unsuccessful, police said.

Paramedics pronounced Garcia dead at the jail about 10:20 p.m., Lake County Coroner Richard Keller said. An autopsy showed she died by hanging, and the death was ruled a suicide, Keller said.

Garcia was arrested Thursday on a warrant from the Illinois Department of Corrections after police saw her walking down the middle of Broadway Avenue, flagging down motorists, police said.

Police said, police said, police said.

Война с проституцией

Chicago Tribune - Michelle M. Garcia, an inmate whose last known address was in North Chicago, was discovered by the shift commander during a routine check on prisoners, police said. Attempts to revive her were unsuccessful, police said.

Paramedics pronounced Garcia dead at the jail about 10:20 p.m., Lake County Coroner Richard Keller said. An autopsy showed she died by hanging, and the death was ruled a suicide, Keller said.

Garcia was arrested Thursday on a warrant from the Illinois Department of Corrections after police saw her walking down the middle of Broadway Avenue, flagging down motorists, police said.

Police said, police said, police said.

Казачье лето (Indian Lullaby)

По камням струится Терек,
And the cotton is high.
Злой чечен ползёт на берег
Don't you, baby, cry.
Но отец твой старый воин
Закален в бою,
And your mamma is good looking,
Баюшки-баю.

One of thеsе mornings
Провожать тебя выйду,
Then you'll spread your wings,
И махнешь рукой.
But till that morning,
Спи, дитя мое родное,
With daddy and mamma standing by.

Казачье лето (Indian Lullaby)

По камням струится Терек,
And the cotton is high.
Злой чечен ползёт на берег
Don't you, baby, cry.
Но отец твой старый воин
Закален в бою,
And your mamma is good looking,
Баюшки-баю.

One of thеsе mornings
Провожать тебя выйду,
Then you'll spread your wings,
И махнешь рукой.
But till that morning,
Спи, дитя мое родное,
With daddy and mamma standing by.